Planning, Pondering, Perpetuating…

Planned, Pondered and Perpetuated with some forethought by
Tim

Well, slap me sideways and call me a saloon door…!!!

What a time we’re having hereabouts… heat indexes still boiling the thermometers, pollen counts in the millions of parts per million, I think the sun is actually orbiting closer to Illinois than to Mercury at the moment…!!! Seriously, I saw a lady walking her pet Dachsund the other day and I swear the little woofer had griddle marks on him…!!!

Hey, “What’s the weather like on your planet?”

SPOILER ALERT

Yeah, oh, speaking of questions, has anybody been playing with those funny little, “Add an answer” things on Facebook? Really, it can be quite amusing… just take a serious question and think up a completely smartarse answer…

Example, I came across the question the other night, “How do like your spaghetti?”… oh, what an opening…

 

Img. source: “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”
Produzioni Europee Associate (PEA) (Produzioni Europee Associati – Rome)
Arturo González Producciones Cinematográficas (co-production) and
Constantin Film 1967

Okayyyyyyy… let’s see what my beautiful assistant has for me this time around… some news, some news, some things, some… *shuffle, shuffle, shuff…*

Ah Hah

 

Img. source: Court of Lazarus

The 198th Court of Lazarus; A Metropolitan Vampire Society

Sunday, July 15 at 9 PM – to Jul 16 at 12 AM EDT

 

The Court of Lazarus

94 W Houston St, New York, New York 10012

With ShaIn Ilisha, Monica Ann Pedone, Angelica Valkyrie, Patrick DeLaney, Valerie Ferrante, Naamah Aeternus, Elena Innocence, Melissa Rensky, Victor A. Noirlocke and Valerus Lideim.

~ And ~

Img. source: Iron Garden

“Calling All Nightkind – Therians, Lycans, Canis Lupus, Otherkin, Witches, Pagans, Vampires and All Beautiful Children of the Night”

Join us Friday, July 27th – 9PM Sharp!

Events include;

KEY NOTE SPEAKER: Lupa Gunnr MacPhee Lykaios – Founder of Tribe Lykaios presenting on: Wolves Among us

CONCLAVE: The Berserker Mindset w/Citizen Wolfgang Krystman aka Herr Wulfsunus Elder of House of the Dreaming

ART EXHIBITION by: Don Lee Ferguson

CEREMONY: Full Moon Transformation Blessing by Jennifer Bobbe

PLUS – Goth Lounge in the Crypt by QXT’s DJ Pete DeFillipo

and much more… don’t miss out…

Img source: Facebook someplace

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha… I am so gonna use that next time…

Know what? I’ve been thinking, just recently, about “constancy” “- the quality of staying the same, not getting less or more”[1] and “inconstancy” “- not staying the same, especially in emotion, behaviour, or choice of sexual partner”[2]

Yeah, yeah, okay…enough with the sex jokes already… seriously now…

Having spent almost 18 years online, in this wonderful little alternative reality we have called the VC, I have seen an amazing amount of changes… not so much wholesale, widespread, cultural changes but smaller, somewhat radical and fleeting changes. One of the most prevalent types of change that I recall is level of inconstancy of a good many folk. It seems that from initial identification as one form of “kin”, for wont of a better term, there is a decided shift that comes along at not too infrequent intervals where people will re-imagine, reinvent or re-define themselves and I have to ask myself why.

Is it because they have an epiphany? A blinding revelation accompanied by the choral strains of an assemblage of winged daemons telling them that they’re not what they thought they were?

Is it because, eventually, people get bored with their “persona”, get bored with waning visibility, get bored with having to think themselves restricted in topics of discussion (if they care about that sort of thing of course) Is it a need to become “visible” again, to become “noticed”, to become part of the “in crowd” again?

Is that why we seem to be constantly discovering new types of Vampires in our midst? Is it simple inconstancy that afflicts?

Yeah, food for thought I thought…

Img. source: Sacramento Magazine

EVERYBODY GET YOUR CALENDARS AND CRAYONS OUT NOW…!!!

From Lady Shannon McCabe all the way out on the western side of the continent

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT – The VAMPS will be back for our 10 year Anniversary! #VAMPS #ShannonMcCabesVampireBall #Halloween #Sacramento

Check in at Vampire Ball.net and keep up with the latest news for this years ball in Sacramento

 

As the lady relates; “I am feeling rather nostalgic today as I think back on the last 10 years… Enjoy some of our beautiful VAMPS from years past… If you haven’t liked the Vampire Ball yet, you should, we have some really exciting things coming up… Peace, love and vampires.
Shannon”

 

http://www.VampireBall.net (Tickets on sale now for 10/27)

#Sacramento #VAMPS #Halloween #VampireBall

No doubt about it, they have big balls in Sacramento


Okay, digging down into the “medicine bag” again…. annnnnnd….

Ahhh, yes, Lady Raven’s recent message…

Img. source: Vampires Masquerade Ball PDX

A location change for the ball is in the offing for this year. For details on the event and the changes check in at;

Vampire’s Masquerade Ball PDX

 

I think that’ll be enough out of me for now, don’t you? (Rhetorical question… not necessary to answer…!!! – *Laughs*) Yeah, cuz we have to laugh don’t we? What’s the alternative, sit in a corner and cry while we bang our heads against the wall? Nahhhhh…

Good night “Night People”….


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Much ado about… well, everything really…

Planned (kinda) Written, Edited and (definitely) Perpetrated by

Tim

PARENTAL ADVISORY: SOME MATERIAL MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE FOR UNDER AGED VIEWERS… Police up those l’ill eyes and ears y’all 

HOLA…!!! ( Good job I ain’t in Montana right?) BOO…!!! Betcha thought I was gone didncha???
No such luck babies…

Where I’ve been is working my little booty off… kid you not, for all of you who thought I did nothing but hang around the office and Facebook… well, I’ve just finished day 9 straight and still a couple to go – reminds me of minesite work in Australia, two (weeks) on, one (week) off…

Soooooooo what have we got today then, last weekend, last week???

Oooooh, yeah, first up…

Photo of Chicago at night (2012) by velgos.com

Well, we knew it wouldn’t take long didn’t we?

“He who shall not be named” (sorry Harry) The star of the piece ‘Persona non grata in effect‘ and the ‘VVC Global Statement of Warning‘ strikes again…

Firstly with this post in a local online group…
Yeah, that’s the way he operates… especially targeting the ladies…!!!

Then, this individual ignored the fact that he was NOT invited to a group meeting and ignored the fact that he has been declared Persona non Grata, thus flipping the bird at ALL of the signatories on that document, he gate-crashed, and so upset the meeting that the group in question is on the verge of dissolving because they feel unsafe with this person in proximity.

On behalf of the Greater Chicagoland Vampire Coalition we would like to make a strong, and urgent, appeal for anyone that can provide pertinent and verifiable information that can be used to curtail this individual’s activities here in Chicago.

Just a little help here folks, please…

Right yeah, moving right along… what can we drive you crazy with today…. hmmm… AH HAH… I know…

LMAO… remember that? Yeah?

Alrighty… c’mon DEEE-TROIT, yeah, “The Motor City” firing up on saturday June 9th when Lady Amari Noapte hosts 

A Detroit Vampire Community Gathering

…and how can we possibly pass up the chance at…

 

Isn’t it funny, if you sit and think about it for a minute… how so many songs fit situations that you find yourself in as you go along, what is it? are songwriters all, like, psychic? Is that a pre-requisite for being a songwriter? Do ya gotta go to “Music Psychic School” or something???

img. source: domica.info

Okey doke kids, let’s see what else my beautiful assistant found over the last week or so…

Bazza (that’s Australian for Barry) wants to know if you’ve seen any Vampires…! No, really, really really… I shit you not… check this tidbit out…

https://www.facebook.com/Seen-Any-Vampires-571066166611474/

Don’t really know what “Barry” is gonna do if you have but he’s sportin’ one hell of a mo…!!! Yoo go Bazza…!!! Oi, Oi, Oi…

img. source: stuyalumni.org

 

…aaaand, from across the pond… no, not the royal wedding, we discover that none other than that ubiquitous dastardly dandy Darren Demondaz has been swanning around on set of the upcoming feature, “Vampires of Soho”

And YES, our friend Mr. Demondaz is in the movie…!!!

img. source: Paranoid Android Films

While we’re on the “Events” beat, here’s another worthy of a mention…

img. source: Dark Side of the Con Convention (Vampirefreaks)

Time to get down and dark? You can find out more at http://darksideofthecon.com

 

Soooo much going on, if you have events coming along that you would a little more push with let us know via our Facebook Portal

J. Reason’s Real Vampire Life

What next, ummmm… wellll…. shuffle shuffle shuff…

Oooops, clicking finger slipped…

Jimmy says it’s better than air… my question is, how does Jimmy know???

And while we’re tripping the light fantastic… here’s one for ya… oh so sublime…

Okayyyyyyyyyy day-trippers… with that, and a reminder to check out the May writing assignments at Lady Sylvere’s,

 
Grumpy Vamp’s Guide to the GVC

“Welcome to Bite Club”

Get involved, it’s the one place where it’s cool to be grumpy…!!!

But don’t let your Mom find out…

 

Toodle Ooh for now…

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The views and opinions presented in this article are the opinions of the author and/or contributors and do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Owner/s of RVL, their officers, assigns or agents. RVL and its officers do not personally, individually, or jointly necessarily recommend or condone any of the activities or practices represented.

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What comes after…

Marvel Comics character “Thor”

The etymology of the word “Thursday” can be connected to the Norse mythology. The Norse god of thunder and lightning, Thor, gives its name to the day. Thursday literally means “Thor’s day”. –  Morris Eigi ( www.qa.answers.com )

So, I was watching, speaking of Thor, a little YouTube this morning and one of the featurettes was, “Who are the other superheroes that can pick up Mjolnir, Thor’s hammer?”

Well, turns out that the majority of them are women and, in the Marvel Universe comics, after Thor died, the mallet was taken up by a babe who, subsequently, became known as… Thor…!!! True story – apparently “Thor” is a title not a name… oh-kayyy… so what was Thor’s real name marvelites? I mean we all know Iron Man was Tony, The Incredible Hulk was Bruce but nobody ever mentioned Thor’s real name… was it Edwin? Arthur? Fred? Quincy?… so many questions unanswered right? Could it be that, if you’re a Christian, maybe God has a first name? I mean, we know Jesus right, and Joseph The Carpenter was actually recorded in a Roman census of Galilee way back when… what do you think God’s real name might be? Bears thinking about doesn’t it?

Alrighty then, now I’ve given you something to puzzle over here’s the latest from the “Maths Room”, Stats and Circulation for RVL this month have been stellar, a very big thank you to ALL the dudes and dudettes who dropped by over April…

The numbers? Oh. yeah, right…
As at 4/26/18

Month Stats period: March 26th to April 25th, 2018 (inclusive)

Total Visits: 4566 (39.547% increase)

Avg. Visits per Day: 163.07 (39.543% increase)

@ 4/26/2018 – 1279 Twitter followers (0.947% increase)

Distribution, total countries, as at 4/26/18: 131 (3.149% increase)

Pretty durn good eh?

What else we got goin’ on…

How about some of this…

Yah, haven’t had a “Ramones-fest” for a while…

Oh, another item that comes up this week, the trouble with Chicago is that we have someone in it that really doesn’t need to be here… and lotsa other folks around the place think so too…!

Yes folks, a person who has, arguably, joined the TOP THREE most reviled characters in the entire VC has struck again… EVER… (Where’s Thor when ya need him???)
https://realvampirenews.com/persona-non-grata-revision-2-issued/

For further information on this menace you can visit

 The Clan Rahamdalph Community Offenders Registry and Archive of Evidence

on Facebook, the link is contained in the Persona non grata document…

art by Marcel Curiel, reproduced by permission.

 HEY… you ever get the feeling that you’re missing something? That there’s some great universal secret that somehow slid by while you weren’t looking? Don’t worry, happens to everyone and sometimes all you need to do is kick back and relax, just let it all out…!!!


The other you could try, I guess, is wait for nightfall, take a nice blanket, spread the blanket on the lawn and lie flat on your back staring up at the stars, do it buck nekkid if it pleases but I’d recommend warning the neighbours first…!!!

Ahhhh… now here’s something a little darker…

Some very good friends in Italy forwarded us a theatrical trailer from a major television and movie series production that’s going on down there right now…

We are very proud to acknowledge our close ties with, and support for, these friends and… well…check this out kids…

DEL DIARIO DELLA BESTIA FILM E SERIE TV – IL VIDEO PROMOZIONALE

…and with that we’ll leave you with your Thursday, have some fun where you can, don’t work too hard (cuz no one else is) and be safe…!!! We’re gonna go out with what is arguably one of the single coolest pieces of music that can possibly be listened to…

Ciao