…On the brink

Compiled, Edited, Manipulated and Perpetrated by

Tim

Well, what can I say…

Civilised temperatures, bright days with just a hint of the fall in the breeze… it’s hella good…!!!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…!!! Sure and it’s going to be fucking loud and raucous today… why? Because I can… and… “just cuz…!”

Well there’s quite a lot of shit goin’ down in the coming month yeah? What, with everybody holding their balls an’ all… so, what I thought I’d do today is have a round up of folks balls… any objections?

The last WGW for this year takes place on October 26 – 28 this year, for details…

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Our delectable West Coast friend, Lady Shannon McCabe, presents…

Shannon McCabe’s Vampire Ball- 10th Anniversary- Nosferatu

Hosted by Shannon McCabe’s Vampire Ball and Vampire Ball

Saturday, October 27 at 8 PM – 1:30 AM PDT

Oct 27 at 8 PM to Oct 28 at 1:30 AM PDT

California Auto Museum 2200 Front Street, Sacramento, California 95818

Tickets @ www.eventbrite.com

 

img. source: The Darkness Underground

Masquerade d’Vampire

Saturday, October 13 at 8 PM – 2 AM

Oct 13 at 8 PM to Oct 14 at 2 AM

Venue: Blackbird Urbana

Hosted by The Darkness Underground

https://www.facebook.com/events/216962295815449/

 

 

MOOOOORE BALLLLLLLSSSSSS…!!!

“Infernal Productions & High Noon Saloon present the 840th Annual VAMPIRE’S BALL! The beautiful dead will converge upon downtown Madison, Wisconsin at High Noon Saloon on Saturday, October 20th for an evening of demonically delightful dancing and decadence!”

High Noon Saloon, 701 E Washington Ave, Madison, Wisconsin 53703

Tickets via www.ticketfly.com

img. source: psiholistic.ro

GALVESTON, TX – FIRST ANNUAL GALVESTON VAMPIRE PAGEANT

Saturday, October 20, 2018 10:00 PM

Sunday, October 21, 2018 1:00 AM

“Come join the First Annual Galveston Vampire Pageant, benefiting the Resource Crisis Center of Galveston County. This year the pageant will be held at Sound Bar and all proceeds will go to RCC. This event is designed to raise money and awareness for the Resource Crisis Center of Galveston who aids domestic abuse victims and brings awareness about domestic about to the community.”

get on ya night face…NOLA’s th’ place…!!!

INFERNO – The Blood Lust Vampire Ball

1236 N Rampart St, New Orleans, Louisiana 70116

 

“Wide yawn th’ gates o’ hell,
 Deep the toll o’ death’s bell,
 Run childe, run lest ye find,
 Thyself astride the…”


 

Austin Vampire Ball: Opera Of Death

by Dead South and the Vampire Court of Austin

Fri, Oct 19, 2018, 9:00 PM – Sun, Oct 21, 2018, 12:00 AM CDT

Elysium

705 Red River St

Austin, TX 78701

 

If you have balls, bigger or otherwise,
that you would like us to spread around the place
simply drop a line to our office email,

giltine51@gmail.com
or sling us a note to
J. Reason’s Real Vampire Life on Facebook 

Yeah, some more friggin gratuitous noize…. Bwahahahahahaha…!!!

“Elven mound, Elven bell,
 Can ye hear that sound?
 If ye can wee girl, RUN.. RUN..!
 Lest they take ye ‘neath th’ ground”


 

…annnnnd so we reach that part of the show…

img. source: Pinterest

THE WEEKLY BIATCH…!!!

So, who’s been watching the news lately? Who watched the DAY LONG broadcast of the Senate hearing on Cavanaugh’s nomination? Who watched Bill carted off to prison on a 3 to 10?

Well, THIS HAS GOT FUCK ALL TO DO WITH EITHER OF THOSE so just hold ya horses and sit th’ fuck down willya…

It’s frickin’ simple but I guess that here and now, in this country at least, someone’s gotta spell it out…

Okay, follow me very carefully now okay…

It is NEVER okay to approach a woman and make unwanted advances, disgusting verbal suggestions or allusions, put hands on them or molest them in ANY manner when they have NOT invited such.

See, wasn’t that easy… if a lady wants such attention she’ll let you know… if she doesn’t let you know BACK TH’ FUCK OFF ANIMAL

Where I grew up, if you talk dirty to a women without invitation you’re an animal, if you laid hands on a lady against her wishes you’re scum and her brothers (or male friends) beat th’ living fuck outta ya, if you sexually molested or assaulted a woman you’re fucking filthy scum and like as not you had better hope the cops got to you first…!!!

Now, I can hear the men screeching, “…but what if I’m the one being molested or abused?” GENTLEMEN, simple, WALK AWAY…!

’nuff said

Yeah, right, there, got it now? 

…and while we’re talking about having class…

“Nagy erdőben sötét és mély,
Kilométerem van, mielőtt alszom”

Awright kidz, that’s it from here for today… be safe and well and remember,

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T.G.I. Frīge’s day

img. source: Marzec 2010, Pantheion

Thrown together for ya in a complete state of disarray but who really gives, right? Edited, roughly, Written, naturally and Perpetrated by
T.

Yep, yep, don’t worry, here it is…

img. source: Web Design Library

First things bloody first…

img. source: Food Republic

Yes, yes, oh yea… it’s Frīge’s day…
“In Germanic mythology, Frigg (/frɪɡ/;[1] Old Norse), Frija (Old High German), Frea (Langobardic), and Frige (Old English) is a goddess. In nearly all sources, she is described as the wife of the god Odin. In Old High German and Old Norse sources, she is also connected with the goddess Fulla. The English weekday name Friday (etymologically Old English “Frīge’s day”) bears her name.

Frigg is described as a goddess associated with foreknowledge and wisdom in Norse mythology, the northernmost branch of Germanic mythology and most extensively attested. Frigg is the wife of the major god Odin and dwells in the wetland halls of Fensalir, is famous for her foreknowledge, is associated with the goddesses Fulla, Lofn, Hlín, and Gná, and is ambiguously associated with the Earth, otherwise personified as an apparently separate entity Jörð (Old Norse “Earth”).” [2]

 

…and you thought it was because you’re supposed to eat fried Chicken and Fries today…!!!

So… anyway…
Ma Parker and her son Carr are putting together a gang and they have four prospective accomplices together in a warehouse. Ma looks at the first one and says, “Whadda they call you kid?”

He answers, “Sammy Nineteen” as he lays a gleaming Smith and Wesson Model 19 on a table.
She nods approvingly and looks at the next one, “Whadda they call you kid?”

He answers, “Carlo Remington ma’am” and he lays a gleaming Remington Model 870 pump action shotgun on the table.
She nods her approval and looks at the third, “Whadda they call you son?”

He answers, “Thompson Ms. Parker” as he lays out a hand engraved walnut stock Thompson submachine gun on the table.
Again she nods her approval and then turns her attention to the fourth punk, a skinny, sharp dressed African American, “Whadda they call you kid?”
“Arlo Forteen” he replies but doesn’t make a move.

“Well, Arlo Forteen, whadda ya packin’?”

Arlo smirks and pulls his weapon out and slaps it down on the table. Ma Parker fainted…

copyright T 2018

LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKIN’ NOIZE YEAH?


 

Well-ah, Well-ah, well-ah, and what’s going on that we can tell you about today… Thank you beautiful Assistant, let’s see what’s inside the golden envelope…!!!

Dallas – Rainbow in the Dark

img. source: Vampire Court of Dallas

SUNDAY, AUG 12

Rainbow in the Dark: Charity Event for Homeless LGBTQ Youth

Public · Hosted by Vampire Court of Dallas

EVEN IF YOU CAN’T GET THERE

THERE MIGHT BE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN HELP

…annnnnd come in jolly old London Town…

img. source: Yesterday’s Shadow, The Dastardly Dandy Demondaz and London Vampire Magazine

Yesterday’s Shadow – The Resurrection

Public · Hosted by London Vampire Magazine, The Dastardly Dandy Demondaz and Yesterday’s Shadow

Saturday, August 18 at 8 PM – 2 AM UTC+01 to Aug 19 at 2 AM UTC+01

At: The Victoria

 

Now, forgive me for being “provincial” but it occurs to me that with all these Vampire Balls and Events goin’ on there might be a mess of folks would be needin’….

img. source: Teeth by Dnash

Teeth by Dnash

straight outta Stratford, Connecticut

Yeah, and remember, only 89 days to Halloween…!!!

 

MORE DRINK, MORE SMOKE, MORE FUCKING NOIZE…!!!


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA….

Okay, Okay, Okay… got sumthin’ new for ya…

img. source: istock

THE WEEKLY BIATCH…!!!

Okay, here’s a scenario for ya…

A person is in an online group, said person is acting up a bit, making an ass of themselves and is gently told so, told that it might be in their best interests to calm down a bit.

Said person splits and makes own group, goes “member shopping” on everybody else’s “friends list” and drops them all in the new group, ZAP, Zero to 136 in a couple of hours…!!!

Next thing they are bleeding the original group they were in of material to fill up their own sad little effort…!!!

What’s a good name for a person like that? What about sycophantic little nut-sucking douche???

What’s that? “Don’t worry, it happens all the time.” Yeah, taxes and death happens all the time too and they ain’t pleasant things either…!!!

Obviously said Douche didn’t bother reading, “So, you want your own empire.”

Hey, amigo, break out the frickin’ Tequila…!!!

REMEMBER: RVL advocates responsible consumption of alcohol, DON”T DRINK AND DRIVE, RVL Warns that The United States Surgeon General has deemed smoking to be a health hazard.

Iz okay, you can have sex if you want… responsibly…!!!

Gonna get th’ FUCK outta here now and pour meself another one… until next time I remind you that if you do get caught remember the words to this song…

Copyright T & RVL 2018 (except where noted)

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The views and opinions presented in this article are the opinions of the author and/or contributors and do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Owner/s of RVL, their officers, assigns or agents. RVL and its officers do not personally, individually, or jointly necessarily recommend or condone any of the activities or practices represented.

For further information please see the RVL Website Disclaimer

 

Big Balls ~ 2015

Now that I have your attention I would like to throw out a request for all of the groups, societies and venues to send us your information for your 2015 Big Ball so we can compile a list for everyone seeking information on Vampire Balls for this coming season. 

Simply email RVL at rvlmail@yahoo.com with your details, include your website and any other pertinent information, a nice graphic and contact information and we will include your Big Ball on our Fangs and Parties page.

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