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Well, what can I say…
Civilised temperatures, bright days with just a hint of the fall in the breeze… it’s hella good…!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah…!!! Sure and it’s going to be fucking loud and raucous today… why? Because I can… and… “just cuz…!”
Well there’s quite a lot of shit goin’ down in the coming month yeah? What, with everybody holding their balls an’ all… so, what I thought I’d do today is have a round up of folks balls… any objections?
The last WGW for this year takes place on October 26 – 28 this year, for details…
Hosted by Shannon McCabe’s Vampire Ball and Vampire Ball
Saturday, October 27 at 8 PM – 1:30 AM PDT
Oct 27 at 8 PM to Oct 28 at 1:30 AM PDT
California Auto Museum 2200 Front Street, Sacramento, California 95818
Tickets @ www.eventbrite.com
Saturday, October 13 at 8 PM – 2 AM
Oct 13 at 8 PM to Oct 14 at 2 AM
Venue: Blackbird Urbana
Hosted by The Darkness Underground
“Infernal Productions & High Noon Saloon present the 840th Annual VAMPIRE’S BALL! The beautiful dead will converge upon downtown Madison, Wisconsin at High Noon Saloon on Saturday, October 20th for an evening of demonically delightful dancing and decadence!”
High Noon Saloon, 701 E Washington Ave, Madison, Wisconsin 53703
Tickets via www.ticketfly.com
Saturday, October 20, 2018 10:00 PM
Sunday, October 21, 2018 1:00 AM
“Come join the First Annual Galveston Vampire Pageant, benefiting the Resource Crisis Center of Galveston County. This year the pageant will be held at Sound Bar and all proceeds will go to RCC. This event is designed to raise money and awareness for the Resource Crisis Center of Galveston who aids domestic abuse victims and brings awareness about domestic about to the community.”
get on ya night face…NOLA’s th’ place…!!!
1236 N Rampart St, New Orleans, Louisiana 70116
“Wide yawn th’ gates o’ hell,
Deep the toll o’ death’s bell,
Run childe, run lest ye find,
Thyself astride the…”
Austin Vampire Ball: Opera Of Death
by Dead South and the Vampire Court of Austin
Fri, Oct 19, 2018, 9:00 PM – Sun, Oct 21, 2018, 12:00 AM CDT
705 Red River St
Austin, TX 78701
If you have balls, bigger or otherwise,
that you would like us to spread around the place
simply drop a line to our office email,
or sling us a note to
J. Reason’s Real Vampire Life on Facebook
Yeah, some more friggin gratuitous noize…. Bwahahahahahaha…!!!
“Elven mound, Elven bell,
Can ye hear that sound?
If ye can wee girl, RUN.. RUN..!
Lest they take ye ‘neath th’ ground”
…annnnnd so we reach that part of the show…
THE WEEKLY BIATCH…!!!
So, who’s been watching the news lately? Who watched the DAY LONG broadcast of the Senate hearing on Cavanaugh’s nomination? Who watched Bill carted off to prison on a 3 to 10?
Well, THIS HAS GOT FUCK ALL TO DO WITH EITHER OF THOSE so just hold ya horses and sit th’ fuck down willya…
It’s frickin’ simple but I guess that here and now, in this country at least, someone’s gotta spell it out…
Okay, follow me very carefully now okay…
It is NEVER okay to approach a woman and make unwanted advances, disgusting verbal suggestions or allusions, put hands on them or molest them in ANY manner when they have NOT invited such.
See, wasn’t that easy… if a lady wants such attention she’ll let you know… if she doesn’t let you know BACK TH’ FUCK OFF ANIMAL…
Where I grew up, if you talk dirty to a women without invitation you’re an animal, if you laid hands on a lady against her wishes you’re scum and her brothers (or male friends) beat th’ living fuck outta ya, if you sexually molested or assaulted a woman you’re fucking filthy scum and like as not you had better hope the cops got to you first…!!!
Now, I can hear the men screeching, “…but what if I’m the one being molested or abused?” GENTLEMEN, simple, WALK AWAY…!
Yeah, right, there, got it now?
…and while we’re talking about having class…
“Nagy erdőben sötét és mély,
Kilométerem van, mielőtt alszom”
Awright kidz, that’s it from here for today… be safe and well and remember,
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