Thrown together for ya in a complete state of disarray but who really gives, right? Edited, roughly, Written, naturally and Perpetrated by
Yep, yep, don’t worry, here it is…
First things bloody first…
Yes, yes, oh yea… it’s Frīge’s day…
“In Germanic mythology, Frigg (/frɪɡ/; Old Norse), Frija (Old High German), Frea (Langobardic), and Frige (Old English) is a goddess. In nearly all sources, she is described as the wife of the god Odin. In Old High German and Old Norse sources, she is also connected with the goddess Fulla. The English weekday name Friday (etymologically Old English “Frīge’s day”) bears her name.
Frigg is described as a goddess associated with foreknowledge and wisdom in Norse mythology, the northernmost branch of Germanic mythology and most extensively attested. Frigg is the wife of the major god Odin and dwells in the wetland halls of Fensalir, is famous for her foreknowledge, is associated with the goddesses Fulla, Lofn, Hlín, and Gná, and is ambiguously associated with the Earth, otherwise personified as an apparently separate entity Jörð (Old Norse “Earth”).” 
…and you thought it was because you’re supposed to eat fried Chicken and Fries today…!!!
Ma Parker and her son Carr are putting together a gang and they have four prospective accomplices together in a warehouse. Ma looks at the first one and says, “Whadda they call you kid?”
He answers, “Sammy Nineteen” as he lays a gleaming Smith and Wesson Model 19 on a table.
She nods approvingly and looks at the next one, “Whadda they call you kid?”
He answers, “Carlo Remington ma’am” and he lays a gleaming Remington Model 870 pump action shotgun on the table.
She nods her approval and looks at the third, “Whadda they call you son?”
He answers, “Thompson Ms. Parker” as he lays out a hand engraved walnut stock Thompson submachine gun on the table.
Again she nods her approval and then turns her attention to the fourth punk, a skinny, sharp dressed African American, “Whadda they call you kid?”
“Arlo Forteen” he replies but doesn’t make a move.
“Well, Arlo Forteen, whadda ya packin’?”
Arlo smirks and pulls his weapon out and slaps it down on the table. Ma Parker fainted…
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LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKIN’ NOIZE YEAH?
Well-ah, Well-ah, well-ah, and what’s going on that we can tell you about today… Thank you beautiful Assistant, let’s see what’s inside the golden envelope…!!!
Dallas – Rainbow in the Dark
SUNDAY, AUG 12
Public · Hosted by Vampire Court of Dallas
EVEN IF YOU CAN’T GET THERE
THERE MIGHT BE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN HELP
…annnnnd come in jolly old London Town…
Public · Hosted by London Vampire Magazine, The Dastardly Dandy Demondaz and Yesterday’s Shadow
Saturday, August 18 at 8 PM – 2 AM UTC+01 to Aug 19 at 2 AM UTC+01
At: The Victoria
Now, forgive me for being “provincial” but it occurs to me that with all these Vampire Balls and Events goin’ on there might be a mess of folks would be needin’….
straight outta Stratford, Connecticut
Yeah, and remember, only 89 days to Halloween…!!!
MORE DRINK, MORE SMOKE, MORE FUCKING NOIZE…!!!
Okay, Okay, Okay… got sumthin’ new for ya…
THE WEEKLY BIATCH…!!!
Okay, here’s a scenario for ya…
A person is in an online group, said person is acting up a bit, making an ass of themselves and is gently told so, told that it might be in their best interests to calm down a bit.
Said person splits and makes own group, goes “member shopping” on everybody else’s “friends list” and drops them all in the new group, ZAP, Zero to 136 in a couple of hours…!!!
Next thing they are bleeding the original group they were in of material to fill up their own sad little effort…!!!
What’s a good name for a person like that? What about sycophantic little nut-sucking douche???
What’s that? “Don’t worry, it happens all the time.” Yeah, taxes and death happens all the time too and they ain’t pleasant things either…!!!
Obviously said Douche didn’t bother reading, “So, you want your own empire.”
Hey, amigo, break out the frickin’ Tequila…!!!
REMEMBER: RVL advocates responsible consumption of alcohol, DON”T DRINK AND DRIVE, RVL Warns that The United States Surgeon General has deemed smoking to be a health hazard.
Iz okay, you can have sex if you want… responsibly…!!!
Gonna get th’ FUCK outta here now and pour meself another one… until next time I remind you that if you do get caught remember the words to this song…
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