T.G.I. Frīge’s day

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Thrown together for ya in a complete state of disarray but who really gives, right? Edited, roughly, Written, naturally and Perpetrated by
T.

Yep, yep, don’t worry, here it is…

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First things bloody first…

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Yes, yes, oh yea… it’s Frīge’s day…
“In Germanic mythology, Frigg (/frɪɡ/;[1] Old Norse), Frija (Old High German), Frea (Langobardic), and Frige (Old English) is a goddess. In nearly all sources, she is described as the wife of the god Odin. In Old High German and Old Norse sources, she is also connected with the goddess Fulla. The English weekday name Friday (etymologically Old English “Frīge’s day”) bears her name.

Frigg is described as a goddess associated with foreknowledge and wisdom in Norse mythology, the northernmost branch of Germanic mythology and most extensively attested. Frigg is the wife of the major god Odin and dwells in the wetland halls of Fensalir, is famous for her foreknowledge, is associated with the goddesses Fulla, Lofn, Hlín, and Gná, and is ambiguously associated with the Earth, otherwise personified as an apparently separate entity Jörð (Old Norse “Earth”).” [2]

 

…and you thought it was because you’re supposed to eat fried Chicken and Fries today…!!!

So… anyway…
Ma Parker and her son Carr are putting together a gang and they have four prospective accomplices together in a warehouse. Ma looks at the first one and says, “Whadda they call you kid?”

He answers, “Sammy Nineteen” as he lays a gleaming Smith and Wesson Model 19 on a table.
She nods approvingly and looks at the next one, “Whadda they call you kid?”

He answers, “Carlo Remington ma’am” and he lays a gleaming Remington Model 870 pump action shotgun on the table.
She nods her approval and looks at the third, “Whadda they call you son?”

He answers, “Thompson Ms. Parker” as he lays out a hand engraved walnut stock Thompson submachine gun on the table.
Again she nods her approval and then turns her attention to the fourth punk, a skinny, sharp dressed African American, “Whadda they call you kid?”
“Arlo Forteen” he replies but doesn’t make a move.

“Well, Arlo Forteen, whadda ya packin’?”

Arlo smirks and pulls his weapon out and slaps it down on the table. Ma Parker fainted…

copyright T 2018

LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKIN’ NOIZE YEAH?


 

Well-ah, Well-ah, well-ah, and what’s going on that we can tell you about today… Thank you beautiful Assistant, let’s see what’s inside the golden envelope…!!!

Dallas – Rainbow in the Dark

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SUNDAY, AUG 12

Rainbow in the Dark: Charity Event for Homeless LGBTQ Youth

Public · Hosted by Vampire Court of Dallas

EVEN IF YOU CAN’T GET THERE

THERE MIGHT BE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN HELP

…annnnnd come in jolly old London Town…

img. source: Yesterday’s Shadow, The Dastardly Dandy Demondaz and London Vampire Magazine

Yesterday’s Shadow – The Resurrection

Public · Hosted by London Vampire Magazine, The Dastardly Dandy Demondaz and Yesterday’s Shadow

Saturday, August 18 at 8 PM – 2 AM UTC+01 to Aug 19 at 2 AM UTC+01

At: The Victoria

 

Now, forgive me for being “provincial” but it occurs to me that with all these Vampire Balls and Events goin’ on there might be a mess of folks would be needin’….

img. source: Teeth by Dnash

Teeth by Dnash

straight outta Stratford, Connecticut

Yeah, and remember, only 89 days to Halloween…!!!

 

MORE DRINK, MORE SMOKE, MORE FUCKING NOIZE…!!!


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA….

Okay, Okay, Okay… got sumthin’ new for ya…

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THE WEEKLY BIATCH…!!!

Okay, here’s a scenario for ya…

A person is in an online group, said person is acting up a bit, making an ass of themselves and is gently told so, told that it might be in their best interests to calm down a bit.

Said person splits and makes own group, goes “member shopping” on everybody else’s “friends list” and drops them all in the new group, ZAP, Zero to 136 in a couple of hours…!!!

Next thing they are bleeding the original group they were in of material to fill up their own sad little effort…!!!

What’s a good name for a person like that? What about sycophantic little nut-sucking douche???

What’s that? “Don’t worry, it happens all the time.” Yeah, taxes and death happens all the time too and they ain’t pleasant things either…!!!

Obviously said Douche didn’t bother reading, “So, you want your own empire.”

Hey, amigo, break out the frickin’ Tequila…!!!

REMEMBER: RVL advocates responsible consumption of alcohol, DON”T DRINK AND DRIVE, RVL Warns that The United States Surgeon General has deemed smoking to be a health hazard.

Iz okay, you can have sex if you want… responsibly…!!!

Gonna get th’ FUCK outta here now and pour meself another one… until next time I remind you that if you do get caught remember the words to this song…

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Happy THOR’S-day…!!!

img. source: Lady Geek Girl on WordPress

Planned (with forethought) Developed, Edited, Arranged and Presented by

Tim

 

YES…!!! I planned it, I actually thought about what I was going to put here today and then I actually, really, meticulously (well, more or less) arranged today’s foray… don’t you feel privileged now??? 

First off, before we go anywhere…

Parental advisory explicit content vintage rusty metal sign on a white background, vector illustration

Well, slap me frickin’ upside down and call me a fruit bat…!!! I mean, how much can a fuckin’ Koala bear right???

With all the fussin’ and frothing that’s been going on I’m surprised we haven’t all quit and retired to open beach front bars in the Cayman’s…!!!

 

OKAY, OKAY… It’s THOR’S DAY, let’s make some fuckin’ noise…!!!


HAH..!!! Yes… that’s just the way to start…

So, what’s an amazing wtf? thing that’s happened this week…? Ahhh… yes…

Didja all see the grand opening of our latest Vampire group on Facebook? It came across our screens and declared that;

“Only rule: Must be at least 18 (age must be publicly displayed) & posts must be vampire, metaphysical, occult, vampire community related or at least loosely related to something along the same lines, other than that, there are NO rules. Say what you want, when you want, to who you want, but respect is expected. Since we do, of course, want some sort of civility here, no derogatory behavior will be tolerated. That is up to and including badgering anyone for an answer if they’ve declined to comment.”

“Say WHAT you want, WHEN you want, to WHO you want but RESPECT is expected”

Swear by ALL the Gods, I laughed so hard I nearly got a hernia…!!! Talk about askin’ for trouble. Well, happy to report that it held up for around a day and then became;


Any and all are welcome. Otherkin, vampyre, witch, curious, metaphysical practitioner etc. provided they follow the rules.

1. To join the group, please answer the required questions. Your membership will not be considered without these responses.

2. Rules MUST be agreed upon after joining, see “pinned post”.

3. 18+ only

4. Post an introduction upon joining.

5. Respect! Productive conversation and respectful/cordial debate only. Zero tolerance for abuse and/or disrespect. Do not challenge or instigate hate with name-calling.  Respect NightSide identities.  Intolerance will get you booted.

6. Keep photo reposts to a minimum or at least make sure it’s relevant to topics of discussion.

7. No deletion of posts or comments or disabling commenting unless done by or approved by a Moderator/Admin.

8. No blocking of Admins or mods. If they were previously blocked before you joined, I will not require anyone to unblock an admin or mod.

9. Please keep posts vampire, occult, otherkin or metaphysical related or at least a fairly good correlation and explain.

10. No screenshots are to be taken and posted elsewhere or shared with anyone. This is an automatic boot should they be found and/or reported to an admin or mod and said person reporting provides solid proof.

AGAIN, Thank the Gods, we have another sensible, respectful, focus oriented Vampire group. It’ll be interesting to watch what comes out of the initial outrageous sales hook…!!!

Universal Vampire & Otherkin Commune (U.V.O.C.)

Might be safe to take a peek now… ummm, are hippies welcome too???

MORRRRRRRRRRE NOISE…!!!


 

Hahahahahahahahahaha… okay – let’s see what the Lady of The Research has for us today…

Ohhh, I say, we’re orf across the pond, jolly old London town… Tally Ho…!!!

img. source: Yesterday’s Shadow

Yesterday’s Shadow – The Resurrection

Saturday, August 18 at 8 PM – 2 AM UTC+01

at The Victoria

Info courtesy of

London Vampire Magazine

 

What else, what else indeed…

img. source: Black Rose Events

“The Black Rose Ball returns on the first weekend in September with the theme of ‘Wasteland’.

Featuring a great line up of bands on Friday 31 August 2018 – They Called Him Zone, Red Sun Revival and Bad Pollyanna – at the The Fulford Arms.

Saturday 1 September 2018 will feature the Black Rose Bazaar gothic market (with traders of gorgeous gothic creations) and café during the day at the De Grey Rooms. Followed by the jewel of the weekend, the Black Rose Masquerade Ball in the evening.

There will be a cemetery tour around York’s Victorian cemetery Friends of York Cemetery on Sunday 2 September 2018, exclusive to weekend ticket holders.

All profits are donated to The Sophie Lancaster Foundation. For full information check out our event pages or www.blackroseball.co.uk

Just £33 for a weekend ticket! (£15 concert only, £19.50 ball only).”

 

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http://gothic.life/

 

 I have a confession to make… Lady M doesn’t really get overjoyed about taking me shopping, see, I’m a bit of a Jackdaw and I get easily distracted by shiny things… always darting off in different directions and so forth so when this next item popped up… Oh Em Gee…!!!

 

img. source: VVSUK The Shop

The sky darkens

Bats flit

The moon floods the landscape

A captivating dramatic necklace

“Hand crafted alchemic red enamel pewter necklace surrounded by bats

Necklace sits upon a a 21″ (53cm) nickel free trace chain with fastener

Weight & Dimensions (approx.): H: 58mm (2.28″) W: 50mm (1.97″) D: 10mm (0.39″) Weight 30g (1.06oz)”

VVSUK at Etsy

 

…and speaking of shiny things, here are some of mine, another guilty secret, I am a collector…

img. source: Tim

Alrighty…
TOP: A Pakistan produced “King Cobra Bowie” style bush knife, or machete. Blade folds into handle and the guard swivels to lie along body, wooden handled, brass fittings, stainless steel blade.

LEFT: A Bear MGC Gut-Hook Blade knife from Bear Cutlery in Alabama.
CENTER: A custom made “Damascus” blade hunting knife by Shaka JGW in South Africa
RIGHT: Carl Schleiper Trophy Hunter series Skinning/Hunting Knife. After much research I believe this particular knife is a somewhat older model that may have been produced at Schleiper’s Solingen Works in Germany.

Yes, people smirk at me and say, “Why would you bring a knife to a gunfight?”
I smirk back and say, “Fella holdin’ the gun’s gotta see or hear me coming…!”

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY…. MORE NOIZE…!!!

 

Who said rock and roll was dead???

 

Oh, yeah, I’ve decided to start a new project… got someone helping me…
The project is THE VAMBAN DICTIONARY. Yes, that’s right, our very own cultural “Urban” dictionary…!!!

We have the first four entries…!!!

Vamsqueek
(Noun.) An annoying little modern Vampire who just keeps going on, and on, and on about nothing except b.s. and eventually pisses EVERYONE off.

Batifying

(Verb.) When a poser paints their face white, throws on a cape, chucks in some plastic fangs and waltzes around like they own the culture.

Wynegut

(Noun.) A modern Vampire who has so many medical problems they should be dead and buried.

Vampsickel

(Noun.) A female modern Vampire with a permanently resting bitch-face.

Yah, Yah… tasteless, crass, outta line… have you read some of the other crap that’s getting made up out there…???

MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE FUCKING NOIZZZZZZZZE…!!! In YOUR honour dear reader…!!!


 

Well… how’s that for a noisy THOR’S-Day??? Ahhh, hold on, one more thing,

According to a VERY recent poll the top MOST ANNOYING trait exhibited in the modern Vampire culture is…

****** Drumroll ******

Narcissism/Grandiosity


I would go so far as to suggest that to get anyplace in this modern cultural free-for-all one need have a certain measure of both of those to make any difference, no?

Which begs a question…

img. source: The Greater Chicagoland Vampire Coalition

And with that, dear reader, I’m going to throw all the drapes aside and…

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…!!!

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Planning, Pondering, Perpetuating…

Planned, Pondered and Perpetuated with some forethought by
Tim

Well, slap me sideways and call me a saloon door…!!!

What a time we’re having hereabouts… heat indexes still boiling the thermometers, pollen counts in the millions of parts per million, I think the sun is actually orbiting closer to Illinois than to Mercury at the moment…!!! Seriously, I saw a lady walking her pet Dachsund the other day and I swear the little woofer had griddle marks on him…!!!

Hey, “What’s the weather like on your planet?”

SPOILER ALERT

Yeah, oh, speaking of questions, has anybody been playing with those funny little, “Add an answer” things on Facebook? Really, it can be quite amusing… just take a serious question and think up a completely smartarse answer…

Example, I came across the question the other night, “How do like your spaghetti?”… oh, what an opening…

 

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Produzioni Europee Associate (PEA) (Produzioni Europee Associati – Rome)
Arturo González Producciones Cinematográficas (co-production) and
Constantin Film 1967

Okayyyyyyy… let’s see what my beautiful assistant has for me this time around… some news, some news, some things, some… *shuffle, shuffle, shuff…*

Ah Hah

 

Img. source: Court of Lazarus

The 198th Court of Lazarus; A Metropolitan Vampire Society

Sunday, July 15 at 9 PM – to Jul 16 at 12 AM EDT

 

The Court of Lazarus

94 W Houston St, New York, New York 10012

With ShaIn Ilisha, Monica Ann Pedone, Angelica Valkyrie, Patrick DeLaney, Valerie Ferrante, Naamah Aeternus, Elena Innocence, Melissa Rensky, Victor A. Noirlocke and Valerus Lideim.

~ And ~

Img. source: Iron Garden

“Calling All Nightkind – Therians, Lycans, Canis Lupus, Otherkin, Witches, Pagans, Vampires and All Beautiful Children of the Night”

Join us Friday, July 27th – 9PM Sharp!

Events include;

KEY NOTE SPEAKER: Lupa Gunnr MacPhee Lykaios – Founder of Tribe Lykaios presenting on: Wolves Among us

CONCLAVE: The Berserker Mindset w/Citizen Wolfgang Krystman aka Herr Wulfsunus Elder of House of the Dreaming

ART EXHIBITION by: Don Lee Ferguson

CEREMONY: Full Moon Transformation Blessing by Jennifer Bobbe

PLUS – Goth Lounge in the Crypt by QXT’s DJ Pete DeFillipo

and much more… don’t miss out…

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha… I am so gonna use that next time…

Know what? I’ve been thinking, just recently, about “constancy” “- the quality of staying the same, not getting less or more”[1] and “inconstancy” “- not staying the same, especially in emotion, behaviour, or choice of sexual partner”[2]

Yeah, yeah, okay…enough with the sex jokes already… seriously now…

Having spent almost 18 years online, in this wonderful little alternative reality we have called the VC, I have seen an amazing amount of changes… not so much wholesale, widespread, cultural changes but smaller, somewhat radical and fleeting changes. One of the most prevalent types of change that I recall is level of inconstancy of a good many folk. It seems that from initial identification as one form of “kin”, for wont of a better term, there is a decided shift that comes along at not too infrequent intervals where people will re-imagine, reinvent or re-define themselves and I have to ask myself why.

Is it because they have an epiphany? A blinding revelation accompanied by the choral strains of an assemblage of winged daemons telling them that they’re not what they thought they were?

Is it because, eventually, people get bored with their “persona”, get bored with waning visibility, get bored with having to think themselves restricted in topics of discussion (if they care about that sort of thing of course) Is it a need to become “visible” again, to become “noticed”, to become part of the “in crowd” again?

Is that why we seem to be constantly discovering new types of Vampires in our midst? Is it simple inconstancy that afflicts?

Yeah, food for thought I thought…

Img. source: Sacramento Magazine

EVERYBODY GET YOUR CALENDARS AND CRAYONS OUT NOW…!!!

From Lady Shannon McCabe all the way out on the western side of the continent

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT – The VAMPS will be back for our 10 year Anniversary! #VAMPS #ShannonMcCabesVampireBall #Halloween #Sacramento

Check in at Vampire Ball.net and keep up with the latest news for this years ball in Sacramento

 

As the lady relates; “I am feeling rather nostalgic today as I think back on the last 10 years… Enjoy some of our beautiful VAMPS from years past… If you haven’t liked the Vampire Ball yet, you should, we have some really exciting things coming up… Peace, love and vampires.
Shannon”

 

http://www.VampireBall.net (Tickets on sale now for 10/27)

#Sacramento #VAMPS #Halloween #VampireBall

No doubt about it, they have big balls in Sacramento


Okay, digging down into the “medicine bag” again…. annnnnnd….

Ahhh, yes, Lady Raven’s recent message…

Img. source: Vampires Masquerade Ball PDX

A location change for the ball is in the offing for this year. For details on the event and the changes check in at;

Vampire’s Masquerade Ball PDX

 

I think that’ll be enough out of me for now, don’t you? (Rhetorical question… not necessary to answer…!!! – *Laughs*) Yeah, cuz we have to laugh don’t we? What’s the alternative, sit in a corner and cry while we bang our heads against the wall? Nahhhhh…

Good night “Night People”….


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